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Friday Funnies 

(With apologies to Trump supporters who I pray will awaken soon.)

Why are Trump’s ties so long?

Because they go all the way to Russia

What is Donald Trump’s favorite nation? – Discrimination.

What did Melania ever see in Donald Trump?

$2 billion and high cholesterol.

“These are lying clocks, they tell how many lies a person tells.”

“Oh cool”

“This is mother Teresa’s clock, the clock hasn’t moved because she never lied.”

“Makes sense”

“This is Abraham Lincoln’s clock. The hands only moved twice indicating he only lied twice.”

“Where’s Trump’s clock”

“Oh, we’re using it as a ceiling fan.”

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