Friday Funnies Happy New Year

Q: Why do you need a jeweler on New Year’s Eve?

A: To ring in the new year.

Q: What did the little champagne bottle call his father?

A: Pop!

Q: What’s a cow’s favorite holiday?

A: Moo Year’s Eve.

Q: Where can you find comedians on New Year’s Eve?

A: Waiting for the punchline.

Q: What do farmers give their wives at midnight on New Year’s Eve?

A: Hogs and kisses!

An optimist stays up until midnight to see the new year in. A pessimist stays up to make sure the old year leaves.

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