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Mindful Monday

Posted by on Jun 1, 2020 in News | Comments Off on Mindful Monday

Mindful Monday

Bad as it gets, it’s still funny. Humor helps. Some of these are actually good.

  1. The grocery stores in France look like tornadoes hit them. All that’s left is de brie.
  2. I’ll tell you a coronavirus joke now, but you’ll have to wait two weeks to see if you got it.
  3. Finland just closed its borders. You know what that means. No one will be crossing the finish line.
  4. What do you tell yourself when you wake up late for work and realize you have a fever? Self, I so late.
  5. Did you hear the joke about the germ? Never mind, I don’t want to spread it around.
  6. Where do sick boats go to get healthy? The dock!
  7. Why do they call it the novel coronavirus? It’s a long story….
  8. Yeah, I have plans tonight. I’ll probably hit the living room around 8 or 9.
  9. Why didn’t the sick guy get the joke? It flu over his head.
  10. 30 days hath September, April, June, and November, all the rest have 31, except for March which has infinite.
  11. What types of jokes are allowed during quarantine? Inside jokes!
  12. What’s the best way to avoid touching your face? A glass of wine in each hand.
  13. If there’s a baby boom nine months from now, what will happen in 2033? There will be a whole bunch of quaranteens.
  14. What’s the difference between COVID-19 and Romeo and Juliet? One’s the coronavirus and the other is a Verona crisis.
  15. I ran out of toilet paper and had to start using old newspapers. Times are rough.
  16. You know what they’re saying about 2020. It went viral faster than anyone thought it would.
  17. What do you call panic-buying of sausage and cheese in Germany? The wurst-kase scenario.
  18. Back in my day you would cough to cover up a fart. Now, with COVID-19, you fart to cover up a cough.
  19. You know who buys up all the toilet paper? Assholes.
  20. Nail salons, hair salons, waxing center and tanning places are closed. It’s about to get ugly out there.
  21. Why don’t chefs find coronavirus jokes funny? They’re in bad taste.
  22. You know what they say: feed a cold, starve a fever, drink a corona.
  23. What should you do if you don’t understand a coronavirus joke? Be patient.
  24. What did the sick parent make their kids for lunch? Mac and sneeze.
  25. If coronavirus isn’t about beer, why do I keep seeing cases of it?
  26. Still no toilet paper in the stores. They’re wiped out and you’re shit out of luck.
  27. So many coronavirus jokes out there, it’s a pundemic.
  28. What did the man say to the bartender? I’ll have a corona, hold the virus.

 

Friday Funnies

Posted by on May 29, 2020 in News | Comments Off on Friday Funnies

Friday Funnies

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Barr & the Shining

Wise Wednesday

Posted by on May 27, 2020 in News | Comments Off on Wise Wednesday

Wise Wednesday

The Womb of a Deeper Life

No amount of thinking can stop thinking.

Only jumping from the boat of the ego into the ocean of spirit can quiet the babble.

We’ve got to have the courage to surrender our fear, stubbornness and dreams of control, not to another idea, but to the stillness that is the source of ideas.

No amount of thinking about the sun will warm me.

Discover more about wisdom as Spirit Tech – Spiritual Technology –  in The New Professionalism: Connecting Science and Spirit http://www.HQPubs.com/spirit-tech-spiritual-technology/

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Stream sun rays 10:27:19

Memorial Day

Posted by on May 25, 2020 in News | Comments Off on Memorial Day

Mindful Monday

Memorial Day

“Thank you for your service,” is totally inadequate! Honoring and practicing the ideals veterans served is required! One of those ideals is free and fair elections for all. Russian or other interference in our elections is not acceptable. Moscow Mitch and those that elect and support him, and there are millions of them, know that funding for election security, not lip service and party above county behavior is what is required.

Limiting polling places, hours and days as many Republican states do, is the kind of lip service that says, “Thank you for your service,” while dishonoring veterans’ sacrifices.

Neither Trump, nor McConnell, nor Bush the younger (who actively avoided serving), nor most of the members of Congress and state legislators ever served.

Veterans, friends, family and patriots, please, wake up and stop supporting the Party that says, “Thank you for your service,” while actively under-cutting the ideals veterans served.

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Friday Funnies

Posted by on May 22, 2020 in News | Comments Off on Friday Funnies

Friday Funnies

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Trump, Barr, Roy Cohn 2:21:20

Mindful Monday

Posted by on May 20, 2020 in News | Comments Off on Mindful Monday

Mindful Monday

Chasing the Butterfly

Thank you to the folks that came to the Zoom meeting yesterday!

Something I did once, ages ago, when I was younger, and probably you did too, is chase a butterfly. Thrilled with its beauty, grace and freedom, I wanted to have and hold it. But caught in my cupped hands, I couldn’t see it. To see it, I had to let it go. 

I still chase and cling, cling and chase; only now coming to understand that the deepest things beat within, made dark and fearful by clinging, only uplifting when they’re let them go.

Spirit Tech helps with the letting go.

Discover more about mindfulness as Spirit Tech – Spiritual Technology –  in The New Professionalism: Connecting Science and Spirit http://www.HQPubs.com/spirit-tech-spiritual-technology/

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Butterfly 5:20:20

Spirit Tech on Zoom

Posted by on May 18, 2020 in News | Comments Off on Spirit Tech on Zoom

Spirit Tech on Zoom 

Join us for a guided discussion of what Spiritual Technology is and how it can be of use right now. This free, one hour session will feature Q&A, explanations and tools that can be of use right now.  TOMORROW! Tuesday, 5/19, 9AM.    Here’s the link:   https://us02web.zoom.us/j/81412646944?pwd=NlEzcm94YS9VMlY4QWxicVRIWHZBZz09.

Please download the latest version of Zoom for this to work well. TY!

Looking up, Trees & Sky

Spirit Tech on Zoom

Posted by on May 15, 2020 in News | Comments Off on Spirit Tech on Zoom

Spirit Tech on Zoom

Join us for a guided discussion of what Spiritual Technology is and how it can be of use right now. This free, one hour session will feature Q&A, explanations and tools that can be of use right now.  Tuesday, 5/19, 9AM.    Here’s the link:   https://us02web.zoom.us/j/81412646944?pwd=NlEzcm94YS9VMlY4QWxicVRIWHZBZz09

Train in Winter 2:12:19

Spirit Tech on Zoom

Posted by on May 13, 2020 in News | Comments Off on Spirit Tech on Zoom

Spirit Tech on Zoom

Join us for a guided discussion of what Spiritual Technology is and how it can be of use right now. This free, one hour session will feature Q&A, explanations and tools that can be of use right now.  Tuesday, 5/19, 9AM.    Here’s the link:   https://us02web.zoom.us/j/81412646944?pwd=NlEzcm94YS9VMlY4QWxicVRIWHZBZz09

Elaborate Goddess 5:4:20

Spirit Tech on Zoom

Posted by on May 11, 2020 in News | Comments Off on Spirit Tech on Zoom

Spirit Tech on Zoom

Join us for a guided discussion of what Spiritual Technology is and how it can be of use right now. This free, one hour session will feature Q&A, explanations and tools that can be of use right now.  Tuesday, 5/19, 9AM.    Here’s the link:   https://us02web.zoom.us/j/81412646944?pwd=NlEzcm94YS9VMlY4QWxicVRIWHZBZz09

Elaborate Goddess 5:4:20

Friday Funnies

Posted by on May 8, 2020 in News | Comments Off on Friday Funnies

Friday Funnies

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Mitch & horror 4:1:20

Wise Wednesday

Posted by on May 6, 2020 in News | Comments Off on Wise Wednesday

Wise Wednesday

Commitment and Flow

Commitment is an act, not a word.

The spiritual life is a constant process of subtraction, not addition. Since Nature abhors a vacuum, releasing one belief allows another to flow in. The old gives way to the new, automatically. I have only to release apathy and caring flows in; release anger, fear, hate and forgiveness flows in; release hope and faith flows in. 

Try it. Right now as you read this release fear and let confidence flow in. Stay in the moment. One moment at a time. Now is all there is. Spirit Tech helps.

Discover more about wisdom as Spirit Tech – Spiritual Technology –  in The New Professionalism: Connecting Science and Spirit http://www.HQPubs.com/spirit-tech-spiritual-technology/

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Niagra Falls 10:20:19

Mindful Monday

Posted by on May 4, 2020 in News | Comments Off on Mindful Monday

Mindful Monday

God Laughs

We think Reality is far away. God laughs while people make plans.

Two seemingly conflicting views of the power we call ‘God’.

Here’s a more consistent metaphysical view: We are part of the Reality that God is. She laughs when we deny that and try to do things without Her. But even in the traditional, separated view, She laughs and curses not.

God is the Source, the Energy in, thru, and as us.

I want to get my bloated nothingness out of the way of the divine circuits, be intuitive, hear the still small voice, know and act from my Reality, feel and know Its goodness; in spite of my ego’s projections to the contrary. The darkness departs without a whimper when a light is turned on. Mindfulness, part of Spirit Tech, helps me do this.

Discover more about mindfulness as Spirit Tech – Spiritual Technology –  in The New Professionalism: Connecting Science and Spirit http://www.HQPubs.com/spirit-tech-spiritual-technology/

Elaborate Goddess 5:4:20

Friday Funnies

Posted by on May 1, 2020 in News | Comments Off on Friday Funnies

Friday Funnies

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Wise Wednesday

Posted by on Apr 29, 2020 in News | Comments Off on Wise Wednesday

Wise Wednesday

Faith

“Faith is to believe what you do not see; the reward of this faith is to see what you believe.” Saint Augustine.

Everything – all experience and manifestation comes from the inside (faith & belief) out (manifestation). I know and accept this. But 99% of the time, I can’t get out of Its way and allow It to work. Spirit Tech helps. I believe, helpest Thou my unbelief.

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Sun Set Misty Rocks 10:8:19

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